Chrysler Will File for Bankruptcy, Official Says (Update1) - Bloomberg.com

Chrysler Will File for Bankruptcy, Official Says (Update1) - Bloomberg.com

Let's see now. Shortly U.S. government motors will announce that the first auto rolling off the assembly line will be named the "Obama Green". To avoid greenhouse gases it will be propelled by strong rubber bands. Top speed will be 15 mph and the bands are expected to last for two weeks. Al Gore says he's "excited and delighted". He added, "inconvenience is necessary to save the planet from destruction". Al is known to smoke opium and become delusional. Jim